My name is Zoë. That's 'Zoe with two dots over the E'. Also called an umlaut. But nobody says that because German words are scary. Also ALSO called a trema. But nobody uses that either because it's hard to remember.
I love video games, but everyone does. So this does not make me special. In the matter of fact, I suck at video games. A lot. This is magnified when I am playing video games with other people, as I get anxiety and quit in the middle of matchmaking. I am officially on my 18th playthrough of Paper Mario N64. But I've only beat the game out of 4 times. I love Bioshock, and Kingdom Hearts. They keep me happy and out of trouble. I can't play Fallout 3 because it makes me nauseous and thirsty. But it's a good game. From what I can tell.
I used to say my favorite animal was the shark. Well, I suppose this is still true. I like Lemon Sharks, because I think they'd taste like lemon chicken from H.E.B. But really, I guess I also like Koalas and Penguins a lot. I also like Owls. Really, I like any type of bird. Especially the ones that sound like lasers. When the birds do their calls, I like to think of Free for All in Call of Duty, except with birds.
Birds are very cool. I think I'd like to be a bird. But probably not a penguin. They are so cute, but they also get eaten a lot and I can't swim very well. Ostriches are mean, but it must be cool to be one. But really I'd like to be a Falcon. Because Captain Falcon is really cool. I used to have a Major Crush on him. Plus Falcon's are birds of prey, so that means I probably would die of a gross infection or a poacher, rather than being eaten or harvested for a nest. And that would probably help me sleep at night. If I were a bird, that is.
Current Residence: Tejas!
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ALL OF DALLAS
Favourite style of art: the sexy kind
Shell of choice: Full-metal Jacket...or maybe seashell, I have yet to decide
Wallpaper of choice: Galactus
Favourite cartoon character: Big Barda
Personal Quote: "Roh-no!"